This idea is shamelessly from our Commonwealth Buddies & lovely friends at canadian-problems.tumblr.com and aims to shed light on the mass injustices faced by Australians and Australians all over the world. Feel free to submit your Australian Problems using the ask box. Check our our (mainly Canuck!) friends: http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/13580657914/we-love-our-mates-oi-oi-oi If you’re about to submit anything racist or homophobic, don’t waste your time. I will ignore your ass because I will never be publishing anything racist or homophobic to this blog. In fact, I consider Racists and Homophobes an Australian problem. var sc_project=7315996; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="d0c91272"; Tumblr (3.0; @australianproblems)http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/<a href="http://youthinkalittleloveisallyouneed.tumblr.com/post/37006551478/the-world-would-be-better-without-me">what you wanted to feel: the world would be better without me</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youthinkalittleloveisallyouneed.tumblr.com/post/37006551478/the-world-would-be-better-without-me">youthinkalittleloveisallyouneed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>no one would care if i disappeared. everyone hates me because i’m a drama queen who is over emotional and i manage to fuck up every friendship or every good thing in my life by being stupid and immature.</p> <p>i was bullied all through school until i had no self esteem left. so now i have no self…</p> </blockquote> <p>i am going to delete all the posts on this blog because this is how i feel every single day of my life. </p>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/37006704093http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/37006704093Sat, 01 Dec 2012 23:30:50 -0500<p>i stopped updating this blog because i am depressed and stupud and worthless</p>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/37005831269http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/37005831269Sat, 01 Dec 2012 23:17:34 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_logi9gqPe71r01ityo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://canadian-problems.tumblr.com/post/17292182031/remember-this-lil-guy-this-was-a-viewer">canadian-problems</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>remember this lil guy, this was a viewer favourite</p> <p>here, in honour of 24 000</p> </blockquote> <p>Also an Australian Problem. </p>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/17369940389http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/17369940389Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:16:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyecwnA3fg1r511zao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/16569341000http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/16569341000Fri, 27 Jan 2012 02:01:36 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyecp26CtA1r511zao1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Now with typo fixed!</p>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/16514345495http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/16514345495Thu, 26 Jan 2012 03:24:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpgpwvGYRw1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/8516815689/australian-census-has-a-census-of-humor-via">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Australian census has a census of humor. (<a href="http://reddit.com">via</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Yes, even governmental departments in Australia have a sense of humour.</p>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/16345210901http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/16345210901Mon, 23 Jan 2012 06:54:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxlmiKdDa1r511zao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/15999088354http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/15999088354Tue, 17 Jan 2012 02:18:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx40usDnYu1r511zao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy New Year! </p>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/15119282477http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/15119282477Sun, 01 Jan 2012 02:59:16 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwpmgvC6u61r511zao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>MERRY CHRISTMAS FELLOW AUSTRALIANS (and beloved Canadian onlookers, Kiwi reading because they want to be Australian, bloody poms and anyone else reading here!). </p> <p>Have a cringeworthy stereotypical ~Aussie Christmas~ picture as virtual expressing our good wishes to you all. Have a safe Christmas. And eat a lot. </p>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14720061638http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14720061638Sat, 24 Dec 2011 08:22:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwg5l9hQsP1r511zao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14451458312http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14451458312Mon, 19 Dec 2011 05:39:09 -0500<p>Pretty common. I think it is definitely one of the most true stereotypes of Australia. You don’t hear us saying a lot of slang people think we say, but you do hear a lot of ‘mate’ being said. </p>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14342015780http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14342015780Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:06:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw8k1k4Lc41r511zao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14256126699http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14256126699Thu, 15 Dec 2011 03:10:32 -0500<p>You can take your pick out of which you hate more.</p> <p>Or you can be me and just hate them both. That works too. </p>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14164432026http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14164432026Tue, 13 Dec 2011 08:03:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw589mw4oN1r511zao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14164421281http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14164421281Tue, 13 Dec 2011 08:03:22 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5899amH31r511zao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14164416507http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14164416507Tue, 13 Dec 2011 08:03:09 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw2c7kwffc1r01ityo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Also an Australian Problem. </p> <p>#canadianaustraliansolidarityagainstshippinglimitations</p>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14110134958http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14110134958Mon, 12 Dec 2011 02:50:09 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0svl28mq1r511zao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14047764196http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14047764196Sat, 10 Dec 2011 22:40:32 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvobunRAZa1qb5gkjo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I am Australian and I have never heard “donga” before. I have also never heard someone say ‘crikey’ unless they are being ironic and imitating what Australians are stereotyped as.</p> <p>I have however, heard a whole lot of ‘Shiiiit’ ‘Faaaaaack’ and ‘Cunt’ though. </p>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14047637432http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14047637432Sat, 10 Dec 2011 22:37:47 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mWQf13B8epw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://plaidalecki.tumblr.com/post/11044537530">plaidalecki</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Forever the best song. </p> </blockquote> <p>This is:</p> <p>a. Brilliant.</p> <p>b. Accurate. We do indeed chill with Koalas. My pet Koala is sitting next to me nuzzling my arm as I type this.</p> <p>c. Accurate. I kinda <em>do </em>want to be Canadian, Please. If I wasn’t Australian, I’d want to be Canadian. </p>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14047567519http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/14047567519Sat, 10 Dec 2011 22:36:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxeepaaea1r511zao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/13960989463http://australianproblems.tumblr.com/post/13960989463Fri, 09 Dec 2011 02:35:13 -0500